When your lady on her period.
this got funnier as it went
“Don’t call her a bitch but
GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”
Facts 😂
There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony
This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing
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THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE
speak for urself i was born with titty lung
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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
Fucking Halfdan.
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Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh
Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school
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This jelly fish stay over at ya house watchu gon do 😏
jelly fish
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I can’t stop watching this
I’m here for the big girl up front
YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!
:sets audio as morning alarm:
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via tyleroakley)
